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Thorpe Park is hoping to bring climbing walls, bungee trampolines and a jump tower to its outdoor adventure area in an exciting redevelopment.

The Humberston holiday park has applied to make major improvements to the area as demand for staycations grows.

The site in the heart of the park will offer plenty to do for energetic kids of all ages.

Older children would be able to take on adrenaline-fuelled activities like seven metre high climbing walls, high ropes, and a jump tower with a crash mat.

A tots’ play area and sandpit will be created for younger children.

For families, the plans include new cycle hire, go-karts and crazy golf facilities.

A giant outdoor screen and stage will be added for children’s entertainment and films, as well as one-off sporting events.

An existing multi-use games area will also be refurbished.

Thorpe Park’s current fairground rides would be removed to make way for the new attractions near the middle of the park.

Bourne Leisure, which owns operator Haven, has submitted the plans as more people turn to staycations rather than going abroad.

The application says: “The need to improve the facilities has gradually increased over time due the increased desire for stay-at-home holidays, but the Covid-19 pandemic has accelerated the desire for these types of holiday which has meant improving the on-site facilities is now a necessity.”

It adds: “The redeveloped area will improve the facilities on-site to ensure that the park remains a successful and attractive holiday site in the region.”

The application assures that the removal of fairground rides will actually improve the noise levels created by the park. The giant screen would also face inwards towards the central buildings.

Pictures submitted with the application show examples of similar attractions at other Bourne Leisure holiday parks around the country.

The plans are open for comments on North East Lincolnshire Council’s planning website.

A woman who is campaigning against oil drilling at Biscathorpe has written a poem to air her concerns about the proposals.

Egdon Resources applied for permission at the site in the Lincolnshire village, which is believed to contain more than 30m barrels of oil. Objectors said the development flies in the face of climate concerns, however, the county council has said the climate is not a planning concern.

Community residents will attend the planning decision meeting at Brackenborough Hotel in Louth on November 1, where they will be present a petition signed by over 1,500 people to Lincolnshire County Council.

Jane Air, who lives in Louth, wrote ‘Bubble Bubble, Oil is Trouble’, evoking the spirit of Alfred Lord Tennyson’s famous poem ‘The Brook’ with an echo of the three witches scene in William Shakespeare’s Macbeth (read the full poem at the end of the article).

She told The Lincolnite she has written it just in time for three key events – Halloween, the decision to be made over the fate of Biscathorpe, and the global warming summit Cop26.

Jane said: “I have been part of the campaign against the oil drilling from the very start and felt at this stage that I wanted to contribute to the campaign with a poem.

“I live in Louth but I am a regular walker at Biscathorpe and I am keen for this place of natural beauty and serenity to stay as it is.

“I have seen for myself the oil drill site one evening when it was up and running and I was truly astonished by just how blinding and bright the lights were.

“Insects are naturally drawn to this light and this will in turn will have an adverse affect on the opportunities for the local bats to feed in this area.”

‘Bubble Bubble, Oil is Trouble’

Walking along the Viking Way trail
past the lake, through an iron gate
to where grave stones have no name
no date of death or tale be told
buried under stinging nettles
and ivy clinging to the rails

The cold stony faces of gargoyles
weather beaten over centuries old
look down on us and frown on us

From the gloomy outlook
and gothic heights
of the medieval church

Abandoned and deserted
lost in time, the door is locked
a place that time forgot

Its only claim to fame
in the valley of the bain
is in the Doomsday Book
where it has its name

Nearby Tennyson’s brook
is babbling and bubbling away to this day

The stream glistens and gleams
pristine and clean, tinkering along
to its own gentle song

Flowing over chalky boulders
and under bridges full of midges

And where flowering watercress
and towering irises reside
and native crayfish fight to survive

Ravens squawk and squabble amongst themselves
as if this land belongs to them and nobody else

A meadow of buttercups
and red clover runneth over

Divided by a melting road
glistening beneath our feet

Tarmac reverting back to tar, smelting
in the beat of sweltering smouldering heat

From the fiery cauldron in the sky
boiling up temperatures from on high

Higher and higher temperatures rise
never reaching the summit of lies

Bubble bubble oil is trouble
fires burn, flood waters double

Cows and calves take refuge
in the shade of the huge chestnut tree cast

As if nothing can disturb their munching of the grass
moving up and down the valley in their herd
at their own leisurely gentle pace they pass

And what is life
if one cannot have the time
to stop and stare
at the hare
leaping about in the field beyond
the strip of wild flowers ?

Or while away the hours walking along
the Viking Way
with hemlock dangling in the way
and soon the harvest of the hay

But this place, full of nature’s grace
cannot escape the curse and chaos of our weather

Nor will Tennyson’s brook
remain the same forever

For further along, it sings a different song
of our weather gone wrong

Now out of tune, its banks have broken
burst and ballooned

Its flow is stagnant and slow, swelling
and swirling sluggishly
around ancient trees up to their knees
half drowned, ungrounded, surrounded

Bubble bubble oil is trouble
fires burn, flood waters double.

Plans to build more than 200 new homes in Stamford, due to be rejected, have been withdrawn at the last minute.

South Kesteven District Council’ planning committee was told the latest news about the Uffington Road application from Vistry Partnerships, Cross Keys Developments, Wm Morrisons and New River Retail during its meeting on Thursday.

Officers had recommended turning down the application and said the proposal was “of poor quality design and layout, falling well short of an acceptable standard” and that it “failed to suitably reflect the gateway location to the town”.

The new homes would have included a mixture of one and two-bedroom apartments and two to four-bedroom houses. The plans would also see 136 of the properties (64%) allocated as affordable.

Objections from Stamford’s town council and civic society along with several residents had raised concerns over the impact on local infrastructure, noise and light, drainage and highways.

Prior to their withdrawal, the applicants said the proposals would contribute towards the demand for housing in the area and said it would connect pedestrian links, create access to public transport, and incorporate existing green infrastructure.